That’s right. I said it. Menopause is a bitch!
I want to talk about sex and aging. It’s one of those things we don’t talk much about as a society. It’s on that hush-hush taboo list. We talk around it, but not about it. It’s time for some real talk!
I had no idea that men’s balls sag with age, sometimes dropping into the toilet. Ladies, did you know that? My chin was on the floor when Daddy told me. Tea bagging just got a whole new meaning, didn’t it?! Wet, saggy balls and viagra…. doesn’t that make you hot?
Daddy and I are at the jumping off point of this adventure. I’d swear sometimes it’s a 3 ring circus trying to have sex! Shoulders, knees, hips, backs, leg cramps with my Sahara Desert pussy as the crowing jewel of delight. Barnum and Bailey’s ain’t got nothing on us! We’ve learned to laugh and find a way to give us both a happy ending. Other days it’s smooth sailing like the good ol’ days.
BDSM and kink have always been great additions to my sex life. Bolstering the D/s dynamic helps increase my low libido. There are so many toys, implements and alternative activities to satisfy us both when sex just isn’t possible. Perhaps it’s time to invest in a slip ‘n’ slide for all the lube to keep things little?